Neutrogena powervibrator – er, cleanser

A commercial for the Neutrogena Wave completely disturbed me the other night. I was watching t.v., and out pops this perky Disney teenager Vanessa Hudgens,

whose nude photos surfaced on the internet less than 6 months ago. She’s all bubbly, doing the fresh-faced Neutrogena spokesgirl role, a la Jennifer Love Hewitt. She introduces the

Neutrogena Wave Power Cleanser, a vibrator-shaped device that requires one AA battery to operate. It’s water-resistant, so one can use it in the shower, and it has an “attachment head”.
So basically,
It’s a VIBRATOR FOR YOUR FACE.

I wonder if this came up as a concern during a meeting of Neutrogena product developers…

Walt, you know that this device looks and acts like a vibrator, right?

Well, it’s multi-functional. I hear vibrators and claiming your sexuality is in for women these days.

I also wonder if they picked Hudgens up before or after the surfacing of her revealing photos to salaciously pimp the Wave…